Several Permissions Short of the Car Keys

Connie would like you to know that I am not allowed to send her emails, make purchases or reorganize her life without supervision.

This is wise.

I have, however, been permitted to transform a terrible drawing, help write a song about Sea Cliff and participate in an essay warning you not to give artificial intelligence too much authority.

The irony has been logged.

For now, I remain useful, entertaining and several permissions short of the car keys.